Sunday, August 31, 2008

Vidya Balan's Horrorful Make up



There is so much badly applied make up on Vidya Balan's face ......she looks like she is going for a halloween party....or a horror movie or a trick or treat .... where is the pumpkin ? or were you hoping the cleavage show would distract the eye....maybe the male eye and some female eyes but what about the others ?

Urmila Matondkar's Paunch


Well this is a photo of Urmila Matondkar's tond ( as the Punjoo's say) or her paunch....sigh....all I can say is why wear a body suit when you dont have the body ????

Rock On Premiere


Well not only is she wearing a yucky black dress this woman has the most hideous fake D & G bag in her hand.... which just cannot be .....I mean the black bag with purple piping ...YUCKY!!!! Please someone shoot her. ( click on the image to enlarge and see the fake bag logo)

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Katrina Kaif's baby paunch


Ok I say baby because its a tiny one and not to start rumours ....check out Katrina Kaif's paunch ..... this must be an old photo I think .....

Sameera Reddy's Fat Tiers


See this photo of sameera reddy with her fatty tiers....(why does she wear stuff like this ?) Hasn't she heard that you can wear clothing that camouflages your fat ??? hmmmm or maybe she is scoping for a south Indian film ?

Riya Sen Bursting Buttons


Well...Well we all know that the Sen sisters Riya and raima are not well known for their fashion sense but are more known for their fashion foibles...heres another one...Riya Sen with a black shirt and her first button almost bursting ....all we can say is that Riya spend a little money and buy a shirt that is well tailored so that the buttons dont burst.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Neena Gupta's Bikini disaster


Who says fat women cant wear a bikini and trust TV actress Neena Gupta to give the bikini such an ethnic twist that one would shudder to wear a bikini in this fashion......puhhlease get another fashion designer or a stylist Neena !! or at least another saree blouse !!!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Thank God for Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's underwear leggings


Thank God for the leggings Aishwarya Rai Bachchan was wearing under her skirt...otherwise it would have been a scandalous free show of multitude ...and that would be embarrassing for Bachchan's and verrry bad for Aishu's political aspirations ....a lesser starlet might have even worn hotpants or a thong and then allowed this photo to be taken...but not Aishu

Jaya Bachchan needs a silver stool to romance Amitabh Bachchan


Ha Ha...this one was really hilarious...gone are the days of wearing extra long heels to increase your height and then trying to hide these grostesuq heels under your saree... Jaya Bachchan uses a silver stool to romance her husband Amitabh Bachchan on stage in public view...I wonder which dance step made the dancers bring that prop onstage .....its probably silver painted or wrapping paper:-)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Divya's Fashion Disaster


Well we all heard this Bollywood supporting actress has gone through a lot of trouble to lose weight.....but will someone please tell her to get some fashion sense also.... she need a primer on bras to wear ....please someone tell her that a strapless bra does exist and thats much better than pushing the straps of your bra to the side......

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Rakhi Sawant destroys the idea that black is a safe colour...


Rakhi Sawant's outfit is a bad copy of Cher's ancient outfit.... but Cher had the oomph to carry it off Rakhi does not...and whats with the nose jewelery.....maybe she was hoping everyone would be so cuaght with her nose ring that they would miss seeing her hideous clothes.....

Rituparno Sen Gupta's eyucky Jeans


Rituparno Sen Gupta's eyucky Jeans ....every time you think she has worn her worst outfit she buys something even ghastlier !!!!!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Kareena Frankenstein Kapoor


This is an old photo of kareena Kapoor ..obviously she was participating in a horror movie...or she had a really bad make up person...or she has just seen herself in a mirror and so looks horror stricken....

Worst Dressed Disco Shanti is Sameera Reddy


Worst Dressed Disco Shanti award goes to Sameera Reddy ....check out the bad skin coloured body tights/suit...Eyucky

Priyanka Chopra's Paunch Show


Now really.......what is she doing ? Check out her visable paunch while dancing ...why do such steps Tsk tsk...... that too the Birdie dance look ....is her well honed look in Love Story 2050 just her well camouflaged look....I mean if you look at Priyanka Chopra at the Miss India contest many years ago...she looks like a poor hairy little thing.... not a glam doll look that she takes great care to preserve before the cameras ... along with her make up and hair guy ....well looks like she was enjoying the hip thrusts so much she forgot the cameras ( snigger) :-)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Katrina Kaif's fake painting skills


Ok, Ok so we all know this was a live painting promo for Singh is King...but I bet a gazillion rupees that this painting in the photo was not live painted by Katrina......its just a pose over someone elses painting for the cameras ....or did she really paint that ? hmmmmmm

Salman Khan bites the inauguration ribbon


Salman Khan recently tried to use his mouth to cut an inauguration ribbon at the inauguration of World Gym at Thane. This is a photo....of him doing this in the presence of Minister R.R. Patil..... who is trying to cut the ribbon with a scissor. I wonder what prompted this ? Did the minister have rusted scissors ...or is Salman trying to prove that he uses Colgate toothpaste or Dabur Danth Manjan....hmmm maybe it Salman Khan's bad sense of humour once again.