Priyanka Chopra's unsightly armpit stubble ?

So remind me why am I bitching soooo much about Priyanka Chopra now days or should I say Piggy Chops. She actually looks quite good in the new mobile ad she has done recently on TV but here is a photo of her at a prom0 event for her upcoming movie Dostana with ( believe it or not) unsightly armpits ( thode seh kale kaloote beingan loote maybe stubble or dark skin patches ?) . But Priyankaji simple question, agar you dont take care of your armpits and forget even to put armpit make up why raise your arms and show off your armpits before the camera ?

Is Piggy Chops Zipper open ?

Is Piggy Chops Zipper open ?....just a wee bit or are the stretch jeans too tight that the zipper is ready to pop ? See for yourself. We all know you are competing with size zero Kareena but wearing such tight stretch jeans really you are closing the blood circulation to your vital areas ( as my grandma used to say. )

Lara Dutta and Ritesh Deshmukh holding hands

Lara Dutta and Ritesh Deshmukh holding hands are these two a couple or an item or a secret affair caught not so secretly by the cameras or are they ( at the end of all the publicity) just friends. ahem ahem !! If so they sure enjoy holding hands, looking very possessive this hand lock and the gossiping bitchy looks to each other ( definitely couple behaviour) at the Fsahion movie premiere in Dubai. What were they doing there ? Shooting for their upcoming movie Do Knot Disturn I think its called.

What is Sushmita Sen wearing ?

As if its not bad enough that shes put on so much weight and that she tried to sing to Wasim Akram on the TV reality show Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena, now she is wearing ( god only knows what - its so bad that I dont have words for it ) to the Bombay Times Anniversary party. See for yourself. The lycra looking tights are disgusting and the sweater or whatever it is just makes it worse.

Sonam Kapoor Chasmish

Ok guys here is Sonam Kapoor at a recent charity dinner where in most of her photos she looked like the glam queen even next to Liz Hurley. But ahem, in this photo she's a total Dipti Bhatnagar look a like with her reading chashma ( reading glasses). Remember Dipti Bhatnagar she came in a couple of movies ( flops mostly) and then disappeared. I know I know Sonam is trying really hard and ( sometimes eg the Tarun Tahiliani show she manages to look really great ) but hey what can I say I could not control my bitchy better half when I saw this photo.

Raima Sen Sandalwood Death Garland

Tsk tsk someone should really explain to Raima Sen that dry sandalwood garlands (malas or haar) ( like the beige one she is sporting in this photo ) are funeral garlands for the dead. These are usually meant for photos of dead people and not for the living. Even if the organisers of World handwash day did not know that ( DUH they are obviously not desi) , I am sure Raima Sen would know that or maybe somebody should tell her.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan saved from disaster by a frill

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan saved from a disaster by a frill. She should really be more careful as her classy stylish image does not go with such unconscious displays. In this photo the black frills /flounces of her skirt save her from what would otherwise have become an embarassing thigh,leg or maybe even panty display.

Preity Zinta's Underwear Lesson

Recently I published a post titled Rani Mukherjee's underwear lesson along with a photo of Rani M wearing a black top with a white bra which was very visable to all around ( including maybe Preity Zinta who was smiling next to her in the photo I had posted) ...but tsk tsk it seems Preity needs the same underwear lesson, so here goes Miss Preity Zinta - Fashion Lesson No 1 - If you are wearing a black shirt or kurta ( even if it is slightly transparent or not) please wear a black bra with it. BTW people this photo was taken at the recent Rolex party.

Ho Hum while I am it I may as well distribute pamphlets at all actresses houses with this basic Fashion lesson on it !!

Abhishek Bachchan and Priyanka Chopra

Can you see what I see when I look at these two celebs at a promo event of Drona ....they are just about veiling their dislike for each other. Priyanka Chopra has plastered on her fake smile and Abhishek Bachchan who is much more honest before cameras is hiding behind his sun glasses but his eyes are looking really pissed off. It brings to mind what psychology say about tension between a man and a woman .......tension between a man and a man is ego or power or a woman,between a woman and a woman is envy usually and between a man and a woman of a certain age who are not related tension is caused by non permissible sexual tension. And whats more you know what they say when a man and a woman fight a lot with each other ....get a room guys !! So much for psychology but all I can say is where is Ash ?

Drona Premiere

Well well who would have thought the burial of the hatchet in public ( I mean Shahrukh Khan and Amitabh Bachchan..filmy isnt it ? Aby's baby ( Abhishek) caused them to war ( over the hostmanship of KBC) and Aby's baby has brought them back together ( at the Drona premiere). Tsk tsk does not Priyanka Chopra look like the odd one out .....not only is she sexily showing her legs but imagine making her stand near Amar Singh who looks like a Big daddy ( I am sure she is thinking thank god for Yash Chopra ). And last but not the least could the Anil Ambani and Amar Singh brigade be far behind if Amitabh Bachchan is around ? Yeh dosti todege hum nahin !!! These are the three musketeers me thinks but who is D'artagan ? and better still is Bahu Aishwarya milady ? Would I just love to be a fly on the wall to hear the real deep dark secret as to why Amar Singh is always kept so close to the Bachchan family.

Sonam Kapoor's fashion disaster

I was under the impression that Sonam Kapoor is looking out for film roles. Well looking at the way she was dressed at the Drona movie premiere somebody should warn her that if she wears clthes like in this photo all producers, casting couch owners etc will look at her and run in only one direction the opposite way. Hmmmm, I would think that walking the ramp for designers and while rubbing shoulders with fashionistas and stylists ( while doing those infinite magazine covers) Sonam Kapoor would pick up at least some basic fashion tips.